The Marrying Man, aka, The Straight Divorcee

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2007-09-06T06:22:00.000-07:00

School has started.
Summer is over.
The neighborhood has changed.
My friends are married.
I have so much to be grateful for, but...
I feel empty sometimes.

This PMS moment brought to you by...LIFE!

What is YOUR Deadly Sin?

2007-08-27T09:30:00.000-07:00

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Very Low
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	High
Pride:	Very Low

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

Now, on to something completely different. The above link will take you to a site where you can take the "7 DEADLY SINS" quiz. I posted my results...go figure...LUST and SLOTH! I guess I'm just a lazy fu#%er!

I want a recount!

Spiro

2007-08-25T06:01:00.000-07:00

Buenos Dias!
Today I have my monthly gift to myself.... a deep tissue back massage! They are the best. I bring my specially made CD of my favorite soft music, and just float away. Ahhhh.

Oh, about the title of the blog, SPIRO.
My friend Laura moved to Maryland and mentioned she is now registered to vote there. If she ever reads this, I wonder if she can tell me who the current Governor is? I remember thinking about a former Gov named Spiro Agnew. Did you ever notice that no one has named their child Spiro since Mr' Agnew was convicted?
That leads me to my thought of the day.....
I think that the name SPIRO should be added to my list from yesterdays blog. I am going to buy 2 dogs, a Spitz and a Rotwieler. Yes, I will create th first SPIRO!

Portmanteau names

2007-08-24T09:13:00.000-07:00

A portmanteau (IPA pronunciation: /pɔːtˈmæntəʊ/ RP, /pɔːrtˈmæntoʊ/ US) is a word or morpheme that fuses two or more words or word parts to give a combined or loaded meaning. A folk usage of portmanteau refers to a word formed by combining both sounds and meanings from two or more words (e.g., spork from spoon and fork, animatronics from animation and electronics, ginormous from gigantic and enormous, or blaxploitation from black and exploitation). Typically, portmanteaux are nonce words or neologisms. Portmanteaux are commonly used in scientific literature for a wide variety of technical words, such as cyborg from cybernetic and organism.

OK, that's my word of the day. Portmanteau. I was following a link the msn homepage, and ended up reading about hybrid dogs, or as I call them, "frankendogs". We have all heard of a cockapoo, a mix between a cocker spaniel and a poodle. Well, I never knew that designer dogs have reached the critical stage so quickly! Some of these names are just...well, too funny!
Take a gander at these:

Afador (Afghan Hound/Labrador Retriever)
American Bull Boxer (American Bulldog/Boxer)
Basschshund (Dachshund/Basset Hound)
Beaglier (Beagle/Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)
Bepherd (Beagle/German Shepherd Dog)
Bichon-Shih Tzu (Bichon/Shih Tzu)
Bocker (Beagle/Cocker Spaniel)
Boglen (Boston Terrier/Beagle)
BoShih (Boston Terrier/Shih-Tzu)
Bogle (Boxer/Beagle)
Borador (Border Collie/Labrador Retriever)
Borderjack (Border Collie/Jack Russell Terrier)
Bordernese (Border Collie/Bernese Mountain Dog)
Bospin (Boston Terrier/Miniature Pinscher)
Boxador (Boxer/Labrador Retriever)
Boxspring (Boxer/Springer Spaniel)
Boxweiler (Boxer/Rottweiler)
Bug (Boston Terrier/Pug)
Bull-Shih (Bulldog/Shih-Tzu)
Cavachon (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel/Bichon)
Cheeks (Chihuahua (dog)/Pekingese)
ChiPin (Chihuahua/Miniature Pinscher).
Chiweiner (Chihuahua/Dachshund).
Chonzer (Bichon Frise/Miniature Schnauzer)
Chorkie (Chihuahua/Yorkshire Terrier)
Chug (Chihuahua/Pug)
Cockachon (Cocker Spaniel/Bichon Frise)
Daug (Dachshund/Pug)
Dorgi (Dachshund/Welsh Corgi)
Dorkie (Dachshund/Yorkshire Terrier)
Doxie-chon (Dachshund/Bichon Frise)
Doxle (Beagle/Dachshund)
EngAm Bulldog (American Bulldog/Bulldog)
Frenchie Pug (French Bulldog/Pug)
Frengle (Beagle/French Bulldog)
Goldendoodle (Golden Retriever/Poodle)
Goldador (Golden Retriever/Labrador)
Golden Boxer (Golden Retriever/Boxer)
Golden Mountain Dog (Golden Retriever/Bernese Mountain Dog)
Gollie (Collie/Golden Retriever)
Goldmation (Golden Retriever/Dalmatian)
Hug (Husky/Pug)
Jackabee (Jack Russell Terrier/Beagle)
Jackapoo (Jack Russell Terrier/Poodle)
Jug (Jack Russell Terrier/Pug)
Labernese (Labrador Retriever/Bernese Mountain Dog)
Labradane (Labrador Retriever/Great Dane)
Labradoodle (Labrador Retriever/Standard Poodle)
Maltipom (Maltese/Pomeranian)
Mini Jack (Miniature Pinscher/Jack Russell Terrier)
Morkie (Maltese/Yorkshire Terrier)
Pekeapoo (Pekinese/Poodle)
Pinoodle (Miniature Pinscher/Miniature Poodle)
Pointing Lab (Labrador Retriever/English Pointer)
-poo for many types of poodle hybrids (such as the Cockapoo, a cocker spaniel/poodle hybrid)
Pomchi (Chihuahua/Pomeranian)
Poomachu (Chihuahua/Poodle)
Pugalier (Pug/Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)
Puggle (Pug/Beagle)
Raggle (Rat Terrier/Beagle)
Rat-Cha (Rat Terrier/Chihuahua)
Roodle (Rottweiler/Poodle)
Schnoodle (Schnauzer/Poodle)
ShiChi (Shih Tzu/Chihuahua)
Shih Pom (Shih Tzu/Pomeranian)
Sprocker (English Springer Spaniel/Cocker Spaniel)
Taco Terrier (Toy Fox Terrier/Chihuahua)
Whoodle (Wheaten Terrier/Poodle)
Yo-Chon (Yorkshire Terrier/Bichon Frise)

Told you! What are my favorites?
CHEEKS.... but I would have to own two of them, wouldn't I? I mean, if I was walking a CHEEK, it just doesn't sound right to say, "Um, Yes, this in my CHEEK...." It would sound much better to say, "Oh, Yes, these are my CHEEKS...aren't they cute!...Go ahead, you can touch them, my CHEEKS don't bite! Yes, you can even kiss my CHEEKS, they love when you do that, and they will kiss you back! I just love my CHEEKS, except for cleaning up the yard. You should see the shit that comes out of my CHEEKS!"

My second favorite would be JUGS....but you can use your own imagination there.
Same with a BULL-SHIH.
Who wouldn't love to own a BOXSPRING!

I think I will take this one step further.... and imagine what would happen if I let my CHEEKS play with the neighbor's JUGS, an a BOXSPRING showed up....hmmm, I just don't want to go there!

I'd love to know what other people think of such a thing!

Uh, Is This MIKE on?

2007-08-22T09:00:00.000-07:00

Yo, Rocky.....
Leave Gracie alone!
oops, I mean Yo, Gracie....
leave Rocky alone.
This is my first blog, so I feel I should make it sort of special.
I guess I'll talk about Gracie. The dog everyone loves.... to hate, lol.
She loves everyone...to a fault, if that's possible. The kids wanted her so badly... in the beginning. Now, all I hear is... GRACIE, GET AWAY! Or, GRACIE, leave Rocky alone! Or Gracie, you are so bad. Personally, I love Gracie. We are like two peas in a pod. I feel like I am like a Gracie, in a human sort of way (whatever that means)! Yes, in the beginning, everyone I meet and fall in love with loves me... but after a few years (and in one instance a few months) the tide turns and I am told I am no longer loved, wanted, needed... like Gracie! So, that's why I love Gracie.
I can feel her pain. OK, Gracie doesn't let it bother her, she doesn't change her ways. She still greets everyone, wants to play with everyone, LOVES everyone. Is there a lesson there? Hmmmm, from the mouth of dogs. LOL.

There you have it. My FIRST blog!
The moral of the story?
Well, I guess I'm just a dog at heart!
bye